An outstanding group of scientists still can't explain how the end of the "Old World" occurred. Although some of them suggest or mention two different versions, "The Final Flood" and "The Great precipitation of Meteors and Asteroids". But Global Warming never happened.
As we all know the old civilization disappeared almost without a trace at the beginning of the Twenty First Century. According to recent findings by the most distinguished archeologists and historians of the New World, preceding the now famous "Sudden Extinction of the Old Civilization", these were the most relevant events in the last centuries of humankind.
Without any chronological order here's the list:
- Sigmund Freud. (Explorer/Psycho-analyst) First explorer to reach the North Pole and the South Pole. He later invented the term, "Bi-polar disorder".
- Pope John Paul II and Mother Theresa. Proud parents of famous triplets, Idi Amin, Charles Manson and Osama Bin Laden. One of them was later canonized , we still don't know which one.
- Tony Hawk. (Astronaut) First human to skateboard around the rings of Saturn. He never came back.
- Pancho Villa. (Hero/Bandit) Famous drug-trafficker who ran the Juarez Cartel. He died of a taco and enchilada overdose.
- Paul McCartney and John Lennon. Formed the famous musical group of the 20th century called, "Menudo", they wrote several hits, including "La Cucaracha", "Waca, Waca", "La Macarena", etc.
- Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman and Al Pacino. Famous actors, known as the Three Stooges. Won the Oscar for "The Three Little Pigs".
- Sodom and Gomorrah, Hollywood and Las Vegas. Birthplace of the following religions: Catholic, Muslim and Protestant.
- Bill Gates. (Richest person in the World) Made his enormous fortune installing windows and doors. As they used to say: "Only in America".
- Don King and Queen Latifah. (Famous Royal couple) Gave birth to Prince and Michael Jackson, they had great success as ballet dancers.
- Napoleon Bonaparte. (Military Genius) Tried to conquer most of Europe. Died accidentally by pulling the trigger of his own gun, while scratching his belly.
- Elvis Presley. Runner up of a TV contest show called, American Idol. He was the favorite to win, until one of the judges, (Simon) said that he could only be good at Karaoke in Vegas.
- Nostradamus. (Psychic/Shaman/Fortune Teller) Predicted with great accuracy many events and catastrophes. Died while crossing the railroad tracks.
- Muhammad Ali. (The greatest boxer of all time) Undefeated after sixty four matches, never fought again, after losing to a man from India, known only as Gandhi.
- Christopher Columbus. (Explorer and Inventor) Invented an apparatus or device called GPS, after getting lost for many years trying to find a huge continent, later known as America.
- Albert Einstein. (Physicist/Nobel Prize Winner) Regarded by many and often mentioned as the most intelligent person in the history of humankind. Committed suicide after losing on a TV show called: "Are you smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
- Michael Phelps. Successful gold prospector. Drowned after trying to save a cat from the river.
EDMUNDO BARRAZA
Visalia, CA. 07-23-2012
http://edbar1952-accomplishedignorant.blogspot.com/
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